if the first shot of ur male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make ur male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile”
1. i already hate him
2. i already hate you
I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.
i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts
#(gordon ramsay voice) SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WONDERFUL FEMALE CHARACTER#HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER INDEPENDENCE TO BE USED AS A PLOT TOOL FOR THE MALE PROTAGONIST?#SHE’S A WOMAN NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL SIDEKICK#WHAT IS THIS THE 1960S?#LOOK AT THIS TALENTED ACTRESS YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH#SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND YOU ARE REDUCING HER ROLE TO A FUCKING ZOMBIE#FUCK ME#(throws script down)
Oh my god I would pay so much money to watch this program.
What’s Margaret Pomeranz doing with herself these days?
a game of how much character development screentime will be lost to useless nudity this season
so you know how some species have rather strange collective nouns, like a murder of crows or a business of ferrets well
i want to come up with some for tor species but all i can think of offhand are a headbutt of zabraks, a judgement of chiss, and a sight gag of miraluka
Marriage equality will, in time, fundamentally destroy “traditional marriage,” and I, for one, will dance on its grave.
It’s not a terribly difficult conclusion to draw.
As same-sex couples marry, they will be forced to re-imagine many tenets of your “traditional marriage.” In doing so, they will face a series of complicated questions:
Should one of us change our last name? And if so, who?
Should we have kids? Do we want to have kids? How do we want to have kids? Whose last name do our kids take?
How about housework, work-work, childcare? How do we assign these roles equitably? How do we cultivate a partnership that honors each of our professional and personal ambitions?
As questions continually arise, heterosexual couples will take notice — and be forced to address how much “traditional marriage” is built on gender roles and perpetuates a nauseating inequality that has no place in 2014.
|—||Marriage Equality Is Destroying “Traditional Marriage,” And Why That’s A Good Thing (An Open Letter) | Carina Kolodny for the Huffington Post Gay Voices (via gaywrites)|
In Star Wars, a boy can grow up to be a knight or a wizard, but if you’re a girl, you have one good role model- one good, sexy role model- but you better be born a princess or good at space hooking, cuz those are your options [x]
villains who switch sides due to personal convictions and not because they fell in love with a hero
villains who fall in love with a hero but refuse to switch sides due to personal convictions
villains who have feelings for heroes but aren’t willing to just ditch their life and everything they’ve worked for
sympathetic villains with goals and motivations other than heroic bonkybits